Sweet Simple Simon

Sweet Simple Simon and Heavy Set Sue
One Sprinkle-free Sunday
Had nothing to do...
So they got in the car and they drove real far
Til the sunset put them in the mood.

They parked in a lot with a few other cars
And noticed at once there were plenty of stars
They counted Uranus and then, the Big Dipper
Two on the job, so the counting got quicker.
Took out a pencil and pad of big paper
Do you know what happened nine hours later?
They'd counted all the stars in the sky.
That's why she loves him---got such a big mind.