Thursday 11 October 2007

Helpful Hints

Ya'll probably don't realise, me being such a celeb pretty, that I actually have domestic skills of my own. Yes, It true..... I have several maids about the house, but I still do some of my own detailin'. Move over Heloise. I got some advice of my own.

If ya'll are doin' laundry--Take the tea bags out of your trousers before you put them in the washing machine. I think it explains itself. Most things do.

And if you find that the entire load of laundry comes out steeped in a brown shade of orange pekoe, look on the bright side---It all matches now. Beige is always in season.

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