Tuesday, 18 March 2008

Change Your Life Bulbs

How do the Brits change lightbulbs?
They get the immigrants to do it.

How do Americans change lightbulbs?
They ship the whole house to China.

Oh how wonderful, honey, read this..
"Does your house need a holiday?"

If you are in the midst of a lightbulb change,
Why not consider our other offers too?

Need a new stereo, a watch, a tv
your worn out shoes
So tired from having your feet up
While watching the news

Do that Walmart dive into the bargain bin.
Look, you got a prize. Don't check the "made in.."

Not to worry. We'll change your life bulb.
We're working on pills for you.

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