Greek Mike

There's always something new
That he is just about to do
But requires preparation
Some would call it hesitation

Mike is a planner
Though he doesn't have a spanner
He will build you a house
Once he closes his mouth

Michael is a thinker
With ideas, he likes to tinker
The oldest gigolo
That the world has ever known
But first, he needs his facial muscles toned
So those ladies who would dial...still alone

Mike is a talker
And sometimes walk the walker
At casinos, he may bet
But the sum, he may regret
One day he'll have a thousand in his hand
The next day it will turn to sand
I told him to deposit it with me
But he'd rather throw it back into the sea