Don't Clog Up the Dance Floor

The percentage of people who can't dance...
Has it gone up?
Scrap the dress code...where's the dance code.
Perhaps the bouncers should get out there with
Doctors' rubber mallets to test people's reflexes.
Clogging up the dance floor with their plastic cups
And since when did men start drinking cocktails out of pitchers?
And since when did ladies raise their skirts to
Show off their new panties
With an iron-on decal of David Hasselhoff's head
Right in the ooh space?
And then give people a dirty look for noticing.
Iron-on...really.
Mine is hand-painted.