Thursday, 20 March 2008

Serious Seabass

Hey shed man
Don't call me that to start
I ain't no sexy babe
I'm into art

Don't put that apple on the tart
No cutlery around, so
I tore the thing apart

Would have had the seabass
Just like you
But as that fish was out
I came unglued

Can't handle menus bigger than the table
Have to order for me. I'm unable.
I'll take you home and spank you if you can't decide
Waiter. Where's the menu? Gotta hide.

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