Wednesday, 2 April 2008

Gargle With Pimms

Yes. Science has found that Pimms isn't just a drink . You can gargle with it. Add some tonic, and you can wash your windows. Things will be more clear. Put it in a spray bottle and do your whole house....sinks, tubs, counter tops. If people think you smell like a cocktail party, say,"'s my cleaning product." And if you haven't had a cocktail party at your house for a while, then the pleasing scent of Pimms will make you feel so much more social. Infact, you can even detox with it. Try a whole bottle in one evening. Do not add mixer. And don't mix with anyone for a few days after this as you will need to remain indoors for the full purifying Pimmification.

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