Madame Depoloux

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The lovely Madame Depiloux
Bought some china
When she knew
My work was in the V and A
She tossed it all away
and said
"I'll have this set instead"

So divine and so exquisite
Tell me of your next exhibit.
I buy paintings, sculpture too....
I'll buy anything you do.

Call me on my Paris number.
Let it ring.
I often slumber.
If, by chance, the number's wrong.
Get me in Hong Kong.