Burn It

Jairo and Nicola pictured below are star-studded furniture burners. They like to paint old furniture and set it on fire as you do. It's the charcoaled look. They have burned legs of chairs, old guitars, pianos, harpsichords, kitchen spoons, and frames. Got something wooden you want to rid yourself of? Why take it to a car boot sale when Jairo and Nicola can burn it for you?